Well, everyone not named after a certain '80s rocker who plays phallic guitars amidst purple smoke has been snatched up by some team somewhere. Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson (pictured) are lounging on the West beach and Hanley Ramirez and Mark Buehrle are enjoying a cold one in the East. Carlos Beltran pulls on Cardinal red and Gio Gonzalez suddenly makes D.C. legit.
But really...until some interesting news breaks regarding Prince Fielder, what is there to look forward to for baseball-obsessed fans such as yourself? I've come up with 10 ways you can cure the boredom of not having home runs, strikeouts and stolen bases plastering your television set all day.